- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Black people having a Job.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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