Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What the hell are you doing?

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Caolan and Eamon

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Asians

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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