what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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