- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Abortion.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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