- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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