Women's rights.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...