- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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