- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Screw it you write the joke.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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