How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A mormon walks into a bar.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

I wrote a funny joke.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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