Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

your mom

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A jew enters a mall.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Ain't idn't a word.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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