Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Neither have I

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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