Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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