How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Knock knock *open*

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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