Jesse gets so many ladies

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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whats the capital of congo famine

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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