Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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I just drank a cola.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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