In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

your mom was so fat that she died.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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