ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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call me maybe.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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