- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Get on the boat.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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