- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

scientology.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

4 hours later.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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