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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Neil Lewis

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

A seal walks into a club.

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