Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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I like your hair

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Take wrong turns

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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