What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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men

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Gus's mom

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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