- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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