Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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your life

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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