- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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