What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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