roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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this is stupid .... yep

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Anti Joke

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