How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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