Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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4 hours later.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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