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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

why is pie good. because it just is.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Banana Hamock.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Rebecca Black

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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