- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

womens rights.

who is not good looking? mon morello

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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