Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What is the difference?

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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