- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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