- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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sky's sty

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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