Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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