- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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