Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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y u no like me joke?

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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knock knock... ...no answer

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sadf

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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