- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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