- Anti Joke

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.