man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Your mom

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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whats 2+2? math.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Anti Joke

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