What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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anus

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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