a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Women's Rights.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

what is orange and blue 2 colors

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

i like it in the mouth

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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