- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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