- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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