Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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America

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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