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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Wright flyer

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

all hail based mark

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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