What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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A guy walks into a bar

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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