Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Anti Joke

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