- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

cats are pussies

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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