How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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womans rights...

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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