- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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