- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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