While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

david weres the slug gone

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

have you ever had african food? neither have they

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

I have a gay camel

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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