- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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