- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

knock knock who's there? hope

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

what?

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

no pun intended

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