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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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