what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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your mother

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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