Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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EGGPLANT

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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